Sunday Express - Sun 23 Dec 2001 - Page 41

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Wedding bells have gone to Joan's head The knight and day star

O FOR it, Joanie. By all means adore Percy Gibson, wallow in oceans of lust and lashings of love, revel in his Latin looks, l Guxuriate in his lyrical conversation, share your bed, your bath and your bed socks. Marriage, as I know to my cost, doesn't buy you fidelity. Compatibility, equality and a shared vision are what really matter and you don't have to get married to achieve any of them.

Make your lover spell out his passion in full

Find a chap who'll write sonnets about your eyelashes and then ring you to find out if you like them - then pass me his address.

Expecting a rather fetching roseate view of your best profile from Freud is like booking Graham Norton to read your innocent infants bedtime stories.

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